I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Can You Say Daddy?
Baby: "Mommy."
Dad: "No. Say daddy."
Baby: "Mommy."
Dad: "Crap! Say daddy!"
Baby: "Crap!"
Dad: "What did you say?"
Baby: "Crap!"
Mom: "I'm home!"
Baby: "Crap!"
Mom: "What? Where did you hear that?"
Baby: "Daddy."