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Dirty Jokes

River Puns
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Friendship Quotes
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
Mouth Puns
Did you hear about the football player with the dirty mouth?
Yeah. He was an offensive lineman.
Worm Puns
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.
The Dirty Blinds
A man foolishly asks his wife why she keeps staring out of the window. Taking a very deep breath she replies "I'm really fed up with the state of Mrs Brown's blinds. Mrs Perkin's aren't much better. And that Mrs Lewis- scruffy cow. Look at them- filthy. They're just not house proud like me. Dirty blinds are such an eyesore. If you were a real man you'd go over and get them to do something about it. In fact, you must- for I won't stand for it any longer." "I'll tell you what," says the man as he peers through the window beside her; "I'll see what I can do." The following morning, she approaches him, beaming. "I can't believe it. The blinds. They're all immaculate. What did you say to them?" "Nothing." he says "I just cleaned the window."
Pig Puns
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
Funny Parenting Quotes
"I love when my kids tells me they’re bored. As if the lady standing in front of a full sink of dirty dishes is where you go to get ideas about how to have a good time." – Unknown
Elvis Pick Up Lines
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Nuts Puns
The squirrel’s chest got dirty with nuts, now it has a chest-nut.
The mama nut told her children to kick off their dirty cashews before stepping into the house.
Jokes For Women
I told my boyfriend we could watch a dirty movie for his birthday and do what we saw in the video.
He was super excited... until I screwed the pizza guy.
Soap Puns
What did the clean DNA say to the dirty DNA?
Hygiene!
Toilet Paper Puns
A man has to go, but has no toilet paper. His friend says to wipe with a dollar. He comes back all dirty, so his friend asks "What is that horrible smell?". So the man says,
"Hard to wipe with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel"
Hockey Pick Up Lines
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.