The best place on earth to shop for soccer kits is New Jersey.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
Defeat in soccer is only bitter if you swallow it.
Away from their official duties, soccer players love dancing at a soccer ball.
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
Every player knows pretty well that they cannot afford to go through life without goals.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
Football pitches are almost always so wet. This is because soccer players dribble a lot.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
The reason why soccer players are brilliant in math is because they know how to use their heads well.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
The only ship that has never docked on their harbor is the premiership.
Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
The favorite soccer position for ghosts is the ghoul keeper.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
Their soccer team and the US navy had one thing in common, they both spent over $50 million on a sub.
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.