Soccer Puns

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Soccer Puns

A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.
The target in soccer is to kick it where it counts.
There are many grounds religious children can practice their soccer skills. However, most of them love the prayground.