What game do some skiers like to play on the road trip to the slopes?
Ice Spy With My Little Ice.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
Why did the blonde skier only wear one boot?
Channel 7's weatherman said there was a 50% chance of snow.
What happened to the skier who was injured the the top of the peak?
It's been all downhill from there.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
Cold Ski Pun of the Day: I'm tired of slalom skiing. Alpine over another telemark now.
Chairlift Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is it really windy up here, or are you just blowing me away?