What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon side-by-side?
Running mates.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore from my long run—can we take the elevator?