Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then
sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were
criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the
one to Keon.
Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
If Messier retires he's sure to be moosed.
Will the Red Wings be able to replace their venerable captain Steve? No, because
when it comes to hockey smarts there is no Yzer man.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.
In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"