Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug
Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two
minutes 'fore boarding!"
Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.