I applied for a job as an Instructor at a Scuba Diving center. The interviewer wanted to know if I can work well under pressure.
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving.
This is a new low.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
I surprised the judges at my last diving competition by performing a cannonball.
I made a huge splash.
What do you get for diving into a wave of oranges.
Vitamin Sea.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
Why do blind people hate diving?
It scares the hell out of their dogs.
"What are your thoughts on diving?"
"Well, I guess it's descent as a hobby."
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
Brother: "I saw a seahorse scuba diving"
Dad: "Wow that's amazing, I didn't realise they had the technology."
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.
I hate scuba diving.
It was the lowest moment of my life.