Bowling Puns

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Bowling Puns

The moto of their school bowling team was ‘let’s knock em down’.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
What's the greatest problem facing Poland?
The four-ten split.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
The bowling team of which I am captain is known lightning. This is because we get countless strikes.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
Bowlers do not make good employees. This is because for 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
The last time I wanted to go bowling, all the pins were on strike. So I just stayed at home and watched TV instead.