What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.