I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
What is the favorite sport for the young bass? It is the bass get ball.
What do we call the basketball team that won the donuts championships? – dunkin donuts.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
If you make a mistake of playing basketball with pigs, they will hog the ball.
The basketball player sat on the sideline and began sketching pictures of chickens. He was learning how to draw fowls.