Basketball is the only sport where the basket is filled but never gets full.
Everyone wondered why Cinderella was such a bad player. If only they knew, her coach was a pumpkin.
Do you know how to dunk cookies? Ask a basketball chef.
The main difference between a dog and a basketball player is that one dribbles while the other one drools.
What did the player on the Bumblebee basketball team say after making a foul shot?
Hive Scored!
Are you still wondering why the basketball player could listen to his music? Don’t you know he broke a record!
The perfect name for a pig that plays basketball is a ball hog.
Basketball players at times get athletes foot. Come to think of it, it is like the missle toe astronauts get.
Before they go out to a basketball game, all cheerleaders down several bottles of root beer.
The only time a basketball team can chase a baseball team is five after nine.
We all sat by the fireplace listening to the basketballer’s story. At some point, I found it unbelievable. It was such a tall tale!
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
What do a rabid rabbit and a basketball player have in common?
Mad hops.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.