Why did the kraken eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
What did one sea monster say to the other sea monster when they started their new jobs as sewer inspectors?
- It’s going to be a Nessie job, but let’s get Kraken!
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.