Pissed on or pissed off ?- Funny gag!
Pissed on or pissed off ?- Funny gag! funny, prank, hilarious, gag, pee ?Sorry, did I pee on you
Don't Piss Off the Scarecrow
Don't Piss Off the Scarecrow - Hilarious! funny, prank, gag, Scarecrow This bad-boy scarecrow gets sick of crows making noise and crowing all day long.
Joke: Pissing Off a Blonde
Content Joke: The Irate Blonde joke A young blond woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
This Joke Starts With a Rare Alcohol Expert
Joke: The Alcoholic Wine Expert funny, joke, wine, pregnant, champagne, alcoholic, piss, business joke, cheating joke This joke begins with an alcoholic showing his skills...
Joke: A Boy and His Whisper
"MUM," the boy yells at the top of his voice, "I GOTTA PISS! I GOTTA PISS!" Well, needless to say, the mother is mortified at her son's language in front of her guests and scolds the young boy. "Quentin, we do NOT shout that kind of language in front of mummy's guests!
Joke: A Medical Opinion About Brexit
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
Dinner Table Manners - Great Joke! (adult)
Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss." The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part." Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers
This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?" Joke: Doctor vs. Lawyers funny, joke, humor, flight, plane, doctor, lawyer wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...
Dirty Joke: Pub and Sausage
Mickey is really pissed off at first that Sean spent their last money on a sausage, but Sean lets him in on his plan. "We are going into the next pub, order two pints, drink them and when it comes to paying you go down on your knees, unzip my trousers, pull the sausage out and start sucking on it."
Joke: The Little Old Lady and the Curious Officer
I don't mind the noise but every night there are always some drunkards that piss all over my garden." She said, her voice shaking with indignation. "So, yesterday night I stood there with my pruning shears and whenever someone got their thingy out I'd say: '$50 bucks or I'll cut it off!'"
Joke: How to Raise Your Grade
This is piss!" "Fine, we'll leave it at 90." said the grinning student. Joke: How to Raise Your Grade funny, joke The student comes up to the professor, "What is this, why did you grade me an 80?"
Joke: How to Explain It to the Wife
To which the man replies, "No, I should really be getting back, my wife'll be pissed if I'm late for her dinner." So after some more minor prodding the man, of course, goes out for the one, snails in hand.
Joke: Deer Hunting With Daughter Goes Very Wrong
The hunter’s daughter is so pissed at this point that she loads a round into her deer rifle, points it right at the game warden’s face, and says, “this is a deer. I shot it. It’s my deer. Now step away or I will blow your head off.”
Funny Joke: The Good News and the Bad News...
He's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss all over the bathroom.' Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: The Duck Hunter and the Physician funny, joke, humor, duck hunting, buckshot This joke begins with a bad accident while duck hunting...
This Joke Begins With 3 Men Wanting to Leave Hell...
Three men go to hell and they’re pissed “Surely we weren’t that bad?” they ask themselves. “There has to be something we can do to get out of here.” Satan suddenly appears and says “Oh, but there is! Withstand ten whippings from my trusty whip here and you’re free to go.
This Man Has Quite the Excuse for Cheating on His Wife!
“I found the shirt my mom bought you for Christmas that you didn’t wear to ‘piss her off’. And I gave her the high heels you only wore once because ‘someone at work had the same pair’.” The husband took a deep breath and continued… “She was so grateful for my understanding and help.
Personality Test: Are You Patient or Impatient?
I shush them quietly but immediately I turn to them in anger and make sure they see that I'm pissed off when I tell them to shut up I wait for someone else to shush them, if no one will, I will eventually shush them myself I'll let them talk, they'll probably stop eventually You're standing in line to
Over 100 Dad Jokes to Make You the Corniest!
Hue scares all the friars, smashes all their tables, rips up the garden beds, and even pisses all over the remaining flowers. The next day, the Friars are no longer selling flowers, and Tony is back in business.