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Joke: The Holy Drunk

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says: “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!” The priest says: “No son, you’re not.” So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says: “Man, I’m Jesus Christ!” The priest says: “No son, I'm afraid you’re not.”

Joke: The Drunk Fisherman

Content Joke: The Drunk Fisherman joke A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it...

This Joke Starts With a Very Drunk Man...

"I'm just way too drunk right now, I need to sober up." So he asks the barman for a coffee, he drinks it up and 30 minutes later he tries to stand up, but again he falls to the floor, this time even harder.

Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk

I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I'd ever seen. The old guy was clearly blasted, and kept getting in the tough guy's face, saying "I slept with your mother."

Joke: The Drunk Minister

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: The Drunk Minister funny, hilarious, joke, humor, minister, alcohol, whisky, cowboy, flight attendant A cowboy and a minister are on a flight to Texas. Although the cowboy orders a whisky, there won't be any alcohol for the minister on this flight...

Joke: Three Drunks and the Fast Taxi

Joke: Three Drunks and the Fast Taxi joke Three drunken guys entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking...

Joke: The Coffee Shop and the Drunk Man

Joke: The Drunkard and the Coffee Shop Owner funny, joke, drunk, drunkard A drunken man walks into a coffee shop one day...

Joke: An Academic Drunk

Content Joke: An Unlikely Destination joke Two policemen went on patrol late at night...

This Joke Starts With a Drunk Losing His Rolex

One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk, down on his hands and knees searching for something under a streetlight. The man asked the drunk what he was looking for so diligently and the drunk said he had tripped and his Rolex wristwatch had broken loose from his wrist.

This Joke Begins With 2 Drunks at an Irish Pub...

The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters," It's going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again. " ​For more funny jokes scroll below.

This Joke Starts With Three Drunk Men Getting In a Taxi

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Three Drunks and the World's Fastest Taxi funny, hilarious, driver, joke, men, humor, drunk, taxi, three, drunks, cab Three guys have been out drinking when they decide to get a cab and head home, but the taxi driver seems to have other ideas...

This Joke Starts With a Drunk Irishman Driving His Car

"Why, I've been to the pub of course" slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening". "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

Joke: I KNEW You Were Drunk!

You show signs of being drunk.” Me - “Officer I assure you I haven’t even had a sip.” Cop - “Alright sir, well how about a quick test. Imagine you’re driving down the dark road and see two lights in the distance, what is it?” Me - “A car..?” Cop - “Of course! But what kind?

Have You Heard This Joke? Women vs. Men!

Three women and three men are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three men each buy tickets and watch as the three women buy only a single ticket. ” How are three people going to travel on only one ticket? ” asks one of the guys. ” Watch and you’ll see, ” answers a woman.

Hilarious: The 3 Women and the Drunkard

It was 1832, and three women of different ages were walking back to their small farming village. They were carrying their shopping from the market from the next town.

Don’t Mess With Women: A Hilarious Collection of Jokes

Scroll below for more funny jokes! 9 Great Jokes about Why You Shouldn’t Mess With Women funny, woman, humor, wife, husband, jokes, relationships, men and women, revenge Why is there nothing more frightening than a woman's revenge? The next funny joke collection will teach you exactly why.

This Joke Starts With Three Women Escaping From Jail

Scroll below for more funny jokes! A Blonde, Brunette & Redhead Escape From Jail funny, hilarious, joke, humor, police, prison, blonde, redhead, brunette, jail Three women make a daring escape from jail, but one of them soon makes a fatal flaw...

Joke: Two Women Hit It Off In Arizona

Scroll below for more funny jokes! A Wise Woman Gets a Lift in the Desert funny, hilarious, joke, woman, humor, wife, husband, alcohol A wise woman gets a lift from a younger woman while walking out in the Arizona desert. It isn't long before they get talking...