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Ever Hear This Joke? The Musical Octopus

A man walked into a bar with his pet octopus. He went up to the counter and bet everyone in the bar $50 that they couldn’t bring the octopus a musical instrument that it couldn’t play. One man pulled an old guitar off the wall that hadn’t been tuned in years and gave it to the octopus.

QUIZ: What Do You Know About the Octopus?

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Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!

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Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About The Institute of Marriage!

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Joke: All About the Dot

first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. ' It's a period, ' he replied. ' I can see that, ' said the teacher, ' but what is so exciting about

Joke Collection: 100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

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Joke: The Truth About Politics

Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper.

Funny Joke: It's All About the Badge...

From the first second he had a bad attitude about him, annoyed he had to muddy his clean boots out in the country. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Alright, you can search the ranch, but do not go in that field over there."

Joke Collection: 40+ Jokes About Bars and Bartenders!

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Joke: A Medical Opinion About Brexit

The Gastroenterologist's had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought May had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"

Joke: Lying About My Age

"It's simple," John says, "I lied to her about my age." "Did you tell her you were 50?" his friends ask. John shakes his head no. "There is no way she could believe you were 40". John shakes his head again. "So how old did you tell her you were exactly??" John smiles and says "85".

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Joke: Little Johnny is Asked About Jesus

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, "He was born in a manger."

Joke: A Few Funnies About Us Seniors...

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This Joke Starts With a Teacher Asking About Minerals

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Gold and Platinum Buys You Corvettes, But What Buys Both? funny, hilarious, joke, humor, gold, porsche, silicone, corvette A science teacher asks her students about which mineral they would pick if they had a choice to do so. Here's how they answered...

Funny Collection: 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows!

135 Jokes and Puns About Cows! 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows! funny, joke, collection, cow Funny Collection: 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows!