Have You Heard This One? An American in An Irish Pub
An American walks into an Irish pub. He asks the patrons, "I'll bet $500 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes." People raise their heads, but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and merrymaking, except an Irishman who leaves the bar.
This Joke Begins With 2 Drunks at an Irish Pub...
The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters," It's going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again. " For more funny jokes scroll below.
Joke: The Irish Father and His Son
He didn't like any of the Irish whiskeys the father ordered, so the old man drank them and decided to give up. By the time they left the bar. The father was so drunk he could barely push his son's stroller home.
This Joke Begins With a Bar and an Irish Man
But it hasn't affected my brothers though. " Cover: depositphotos.com Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: Drinking for the Family funny, joke, humor, whisky This man has a beautiful custom when it comes to family and drinking.
May the Luck of the Irish Be with You This Holiday
May the luck of the Irish be with you this holiday, wishing you all the best to come. This video will share some truly inspiring words about this festive holiday. Take a look and don't forget to share it with your friends and family.
Andre Rieu Performs a Wonderfully Inspired Irish Tune
Here he plays alongside Florian Silbereisen, performing a wonderfully-inspired Irish tune.
Can You Answer This Old Irish Riddle?
Can You Answer This Old Irish Riddle? old, interactive, game, Irish, riddle This video riddle has an age-old Irish question to ask you. Can you solve it?
This Irish Family Performs Together to Bring Joy to All
Together with their children, they make one incredible Irish music performance that you can't help but love.
This Irish Jig is Just Too Much Fun to Watch!
This Irish dance is called "Walking on Stones", and when you watch it, you'll understand the name, as these girls jump as if their feet are hot and break into a wild Irish jig that is so incredibly fun to watch. These girls have terrific agility and you can see they really enjoy dancing.
15 Wise Irish Proverbs Full Of Humor and Love
So, we invite you to get to know 15 wonderful Irish proverbs, full of humor, love, and wisdom.
WATCH: Flash Mob Takes Over Airport With Irish Dancing
However, I don't think I've ever heard of an Irish dancing flash mob before! This smiling group of Irish dancers launches into a jubilant dance that makes everyone in this airport terminal actually enjoy their waiting time! A Surprise Irish Dancing Flash Mob!
Make Some Tasty Irish Soda Bread This St. Patrick's Day
Patrick’s Day, why don’t you make some traditional Irish soda bread? This bread is extremely easy to pull together and requires no yeast (meaning it can be made last minute).
This Irish Corned Beef Dish Is Perfect for St. Paddy's Day
Source: tiphero Recipe: Irish Corned Beef and Cabbage video, food, recipe, tasty, baba recommends, delicious, st. patrick's day, cabbage, corned beef This recipe will show you how to make a delicious corned beef and cabbage dish that is perfect for St. Patrick's Day.
Joke: Officer, It's the Car
Five Scotsmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four." "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Scotsmen retort in disbelief.
Joke: A Prisoner's Dilemma
Next to the Irishman: 'I'll have to go with the finest Irish Whiskey' The Judge agrees and sends in a year's supply of 12 yo.
Joke: A Priest Leaves a Bar...
Content Joke: The Priest and the Police Officer joke An Irish priest is driving home from a night at his favorite bar...
Dirty Joke: Pub and Sausage
Joke: Pub and Sausage funny, joke, dirty joke, Irish, drinking, bar joke, rude joke, st. partick's day Sean and Mickey are planning to go out on St. Patrick's Day, but only have a few cents between them...
Joke: The Genie and the 3 Gentlemen From the UK
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie.
Joke: A Remembrance Service For the Farm Dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he had for many years. When his dog sadly died, Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying: "Father Patrick, my dog is dead. Could you possibly say Mass for the poor creature?"
Hirarious: Poor Priest's Joke Causes Chinese Whispers
With jokes, it's usually the way you tell them that counts, but sometimes you've just got to be careful of upsetting someone.
This Joke Starts With a Guy Asking For Some Polish Sausage
"And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish? What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?" "Well, I probably wouldn't."
An Irishman Is Never One to Be Outdone (Hilarious Joke)
Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: Technological Inadequacy... funny, hilarious, joke, humor, Japanese, Irish, American, sauna Three men are relaxing in a sauna when a war for technological supremacy breaks out. Not to be outdone, the Irishman hatches a cunning plan...
Joke: The Mother Superior Really Needs to Calm Down..
Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother Superior drank a little, then a little more.
Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...
I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of... I'd tell a flogger joke but it doesn't have much impact. I'd tell a bondage joke but it's too restrictive. I'd tell you an underground railroad joke but you'd run away.