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This Lawyer Paid His Dad Back for His Education in Full

Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case." Bowled over by the apparent honor of the applicant she exclaimed: "Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

Joke: Getting Away With It

"But I already paid you. Don't you remember?" says the customer. "OK," says the bartender, "if you say you paid, then I suppose you did." The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not.

Have You Heard This Joke? The Cheeky Trio

"But I already paid you. Don't you remember?" says the customer. "OK," says the bartender, "if you say you paid, then I suppose you did." The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid or not.

Have You Heard This One? How to Treat a Guest

I lied when I told you I inherited money: HE paid for the Porsche I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your football season tickets. HE paid for our house on the lake. HE paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.

This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab

He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.

Ever Hear This Joke? The Musical Octopus

The man paid his handler $50 and sat down. Another man brought a saxophone to the octopus. The octopus took it and stared for a bit. After a minute or two, the octopus began playing a deep and soulful jazz solo. This man paid his $50 and sat down.

Joke: Repaying Your Parent

Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case." Bowled over by the apparent honor of the applicant she exclaimed: "Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

Joke: Doctor, Give Me Money!

The guy, mad, paid and left, but returned two days after. Guy: "Hey doc, I keep on forgetting things." Quack: "Okay. Let me get the medicine from the second shelf and you'll drink one tablespoon of it." [related_articles] Guy: "Are you nuts? That's gasoline!"

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Man Gets 9 Years in Jail For Smoking on a Plane?

After this first incident, the captain issued a strongly worded warning about the “moronic” conduct of smoking on board – but this warning was ignored by Cox and he has paid a hefty price.