Have You Heard This Joke? The Ladies Win This One, Fellas...
The son asks the father: “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers. “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round, and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit.