Doctor, Help Me - Hilarious Doctor Shorts!
10 hilarious 'doctor, doctor' jokes that will guarantee a lifting of the mood! "Doctor, I can't stop thinking I'm actually a dog." Doctor: " OK, come sit on this couch and lets discuss it." "But I'm not allowed up on the couch!" "Doctor, I can't seem to stop my hands from shaking all the time!"
Joke: American Doctor vs. Chinese Doctor
Joke: The Chinese Doctor joke While in China, an American single man acts promiscuous and does not use protection the entire time he is there.
The Village Doctor: How Doctors Can Treat You Better
Have you ever gone to the doctor's just to ask something simple and had a really bad experience? This may be just my opinion, but sometimes it seems like the days of the family doctor are over. It takes longer and longer to schedule appointments, see someone qualified, or get some simple advice.
Joke: The Unorthodox Doctor
A woman went to her doctor's clinic. She was seen by one of the doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. One of the younger doctors stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained.
Joke: The Crafty Doctor
A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts up a sign outside. It reads: 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.' An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Joke: Going to the Doctor
He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And she said, "Why, are you sick?" "No" he said, "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills." So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?" She said, "I'm going to the doctor, too." "Why?"
Joke: The Doctor's Waiver
Joke: The Doctor's Waiver joke The medics rushed Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently due to a massive heart attack.
Joke: Doctor's Friendly Advice
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor goes over his history and does his physical, he discovers that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL sees no improvement.
Joke: A Blonde at the Doctor's
A blonde woman came in for a routine physical at the doctor’s office. “There you go," said the nurse as she handed her a urine cup. “The bathroom is over there on your left. The doctor will see you in a few minutes.” A few minutes later the lady came out of the bathroom.
Joke: The Doctor's Plant
Content Joke: The Doctor's Plant joke Two doctors, Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease...
Classic Comedy: The Doctor Visit!
In this famous sketch, a doctor visit goes inexplicably awry when the doctor appears to be the oldest person imaginable...
Joke: The Doctors' Opinions
Content Joke: The New Hospital Wing joke A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital...
Joke: Calling Up the Doctor
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I’m afraid so," the doctor told her.
Joke: An Old Snake at the Doctor's
An old snake goes to see his doctor and says, ”I need something for my eyesssss… I can’t see very well these daysssss.” The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. The snake comes back in two weeks and tells the doctor that he’s very depressed.
A Day in the Life of an Ancient Egyptian Doctor...
This is because you'll get to observe a day in the life of an ancient Egyptian doctor called Peseshet, who treats her patients using cedar oil, acacia leaves, cumin, garlic, and many other interesting things.
Joke: Doctor, What Do I Have?
He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings. "This is your doctor.
This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. Things in the bedroom hadn’t been good for a while, so they were going at it over that. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. He began his working day, and didn’t hear a peep from his wife.
3 Commonly Missed Diseases - A Doctor's Take
Here is a doctor's take on this very important and serious question. 3 Commonly Missed Diseases - a Doctor's Take video, diagnosis, thyroid, health issues, misdiagnosis, misdiagnosed, health and medicine, doctor mike, pcos, eds The medical system isn't perfect, and some rare medical cases are often
The Techniques Doctors Use to Keep Themselves Youthful
Despite the fact that scientists haven’t quite found a way to halt the aging process altogether yet, doctors in every area of practice are using the anti-aging approaches that they recommend to their patients on themselves. Here are 10 anti-aging treatments that doctors actually use: 1.
Joke: The Abusive Patient and the Patient Doctor
A Doctor Overhears a patient being rude to the staff. After some time passes where the patient, an older gentleman, was yelling and cursing at them, the patient enters the doctor's office. He immediately complains to the doctor about a cold he has. The doctor simply asks for him to open his mouth.
This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic
A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts up a sign outside. It reads: 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.' An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
This is the Story of the Doctor Whose Godfather Was Death
Will the doctor be able to resist the temptation of the gift entrusted to him by his Godfather, Death?
This Joke Starts With Two Doctors Making House Calls
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach."
Joke: Doctor, Give Me Money!
Joke: The Quack and the Opportunist funny jokes, medical jokes, long medical jokes, doctor jokes, long doctor jokes, funny doctor jokes, best doctor jokes This joke starts with a quack making a big promotion...