I was picking through the turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but I couldn't find one big enough for my family. I turned to the employee and asked, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
“No, sir," he replied. "They're dead."
I was going to smoke a turkey this Thanksgiving.
But they banned flavored vapes.
At Thanksgiving, my brother tried to carve the turkey with a grapefruit spoon.
He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Which country hates Thanksgiving?
Turkey
My friend finally overcame his addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
He quit cold turkey.