You Jokes

It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
There’s snow one like you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
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