You Jokes

It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I know what gift I want to give you tonight.
Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it's cause I asked for the sexiest person in the world for Christmas.
If you jingle my bells I'll promise you a white Christmas.
I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
I've got something special in the sack for you!
Do you like the song "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!
Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I've been told I'm a star on top.
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
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