How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
Wife: would you get me those two cans from the top shelf?
Me: I don't see any toucans in here.
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird?
It is also known as the Toucan
What birds should you recycle?
Toucans.
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?
Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in.
"How much did you have to drink?"
"About a birds worth."
"What?"
"You know, toucans."
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