Woof

What was the puppy's costume for Halloween?
The Big Bad Woof.
What did the puppy say to his mum?
I woof you.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price."
"Yea but that would make no sense." replied the dog.
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