Wishing Jokes

Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whaleโ€™s mouth?
The sailor thought he was was a wishing whale!
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
Want to break the wishbone? Iโ€™m wishing for a date with you.
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
โ€œYouโ€™ll get your chance in court.โ€ said the Desk Sergeant.
โ€œNo, no no!โ€ said the man. โ€œI want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
Iโ€™ve been trying to do that for years!โ€
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