I nearly got sacked when I was caught masturbating on my first day starting a job as a roofer.
Luckily, the boss said I could wipe the slate clean.
Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bulls**t around your lips.
Your house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe out Literacy.
There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!