Thomas Jokes

It is no wonder that Thomas Jefferson was thus named, his father was after Jefferdad.
Christianity is the strangest religion ever set up, for it committed a murder upon Jesus in order to redeem mankind from the sin of eating an apple. -- Thomas Paine
A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday. -- Thomas Ybarra
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
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