Separate Jokes

My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.
“One of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms. When he enters my bathroom sometimes, I’m like, ‘Why are you in here?’ And he’s like, ‘I live here. Can I enjoy my bathroom too?’”—Michelle Obama
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
Rodney Dangerfield
My dad was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
I have an uncle, once removed.
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