Scott Jokes

“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden."
~ Orson Scott Card
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
There once was a Scott named McAmeter
With a tool of prodigious diameter
'Twas not his size
That caused such surprise
'Twas his rhythm - iambic pentameter.
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