My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.