Planes Jokes

There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...

But it's up there.
How do rabbits travel?

On hareplanes!
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