What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
Why couldn't the squirrel eat the macadamia nut?
It was one tough nut to crack.
I wanted to catch a squirrel but I didn't know how.
So I decided to climb a tree and act like a nut.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Did You Hear About The Duck Who Thought He Was a Squirrel?
It was one tough nut to quack.
Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
I'm a cashew!
What kind of nut doesn’t like money?
Cash ew.