Lime Jokes

Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
They got lime disease.
Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
They got lime disease.
What do you call a musical lime?
John Lemon.
Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?
Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.
What did the Apple say to the lemon & lime when he found out they were correct?
Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite
Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
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