Hi Jokes

How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
How does a german cowboy say hi?
Audi.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi Cliff! Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
My Wife is leaving me because of my obsession with cowboys
But that's ok this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
---

How does a german cowboy say hi?
Audi.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy