Hi Jokes

How does a german cowboy say hi?
Audi.
What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi Cliff! Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
My Wife is leaving me because of my obsession with cowboys
But that's ok this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
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How does a german cowboy say hi?
Audi.
A guy goes to the supermarket one day. He’s doing his shopping when he notices an attractive young woman waving at him.
She comes over and says hi to him.
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