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How does a german cowboy say hi?
Audi.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
A guy goes to the supermarket one day. He’s doing his shopping when he notices an attractive young woman waving at him.
She comes over and says hi to him.
What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi Cliff! Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
My Wife is leaving me because of my obsession with cowboys
But that's ok this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
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How does a german cowboy say hi?
Audi.