Gallery Jokes

I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist's work.
They finally went with mine.
"I guess you decided you prefer an autumn scene to a floral," I said.
"No," said the boy. "Your painting's wider, so it'll cover more holes in our wall."
Good News or Bad News First?
Good News or Bad News First? An artist asked a gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display. "Well, I have good news and bad news," the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "The gentleman was your doctor."
I recently opened a building with an exhibition of dermatological skin cases.
It’s a real gallery of the fine warts.
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