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I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
How do you get a blonde off of her knees? Cum.
What did Boy George say to Micheal Jackson? "You Beat It, and I'll cumma cumma cum."
What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.
Whats long and hard and has cum in it? a cucumber
Police have arrested a man for having se* with fruit, but they suspect a second perpetrator may still be at large.
The inspector released a statement saying "These people do tend to cum in pears."