cum Jokes

Are you Willy Wonka? Because I want to cum inside your chocolate factory.
Police have arrested a man for having se* with fruit, but they suspect a second perpetrator may still be at large.
The inspector released a statement saying "These people do tend to cum in pears."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
my superpower is
I can cum on cue.
I know you have an eating disorder
But can you swallow my cum?
Cum with me if you want to live!
What's, long, hard, and has cum in it? My cucumber babe.
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
How do you get a blonde off of her knees? Cum.
What did Boy George say to Micheal Jackson? "You Beat It, and I'll cumma cumma cum."
What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.
Whats long and hard and has cum in it? a cucumber
Girl, you are snow and I am rain...
Because when i cum you are gonna melt.
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