Craft Jokes

I just had the most manly craft beer at my Israeli restaurant.
It was called He-Brew.
A boy who was born without eyelids is making national headlines as he has just undergone experimental surgery to use his foreskin to craft new eyelids. The surgery was a success and the boy is recovering perfectly. However, he will be a little cockeyed.
What's a fetus's favorite craft?
Embryoidery.
I bought an underwater craft in a bright green color.
It's sublime!
Masturbation should be considered a craft...
as it is 100% hand made.
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