"Straight ahead for a bit then there's a sharp left, so take it slowly." I said.
"The screen is for MY benefit, Mr. Anderson," said the doctor, "and this isn't my first colonoscopy."
I have inner beauty.
And I have the video from my colonoscopy to prove it.
I had a colonoscopy recently and believe it or not getting the camera up there doesn't hurt as much as you might think.
It's the crew that's the killer.
The doctor told me he found something alarming in my colonoscopy.
Turns out it was a clock.
My father had a colonoscopy.
Turns out he had colon cancer so he had to have surgery to remove the tumor. Now he has a semi-colon.
What should the real name for a colonoscopy be?
A colonoscopoo.
I forgot to pay my colonoscopy bill.
Now I’m in arrears.
I just got my colonoscopy results:
The doctor gave me two thumbs up!
Did you hear about the golfer who started a colonoscopy clinic?
He does 18 holes a day.
"Your Colonoscopy went well, I understand." Said Sherlock to Watson.
"No s**t, Sherlock."
I had a colonoscopy yesterday and I think the doctor must have got carried away.
I said to him, "Can you back that up a little, it's irritating my tonsils."
What's the difference between a colonoscopy and an endoscopy?
The taste.
I only lost 2 pounds while taking laxatives for a colonoscopy.
I guess I'm not as full of crap as I thought.
Had a colonoscopy the other day,
Worst dentist appointment I've ever had.
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