What’s a snake’s strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup? Firecrackers!
Did you hear about the limo driver who went 25 years without a customer? All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese
What is brown and sticky?
A stick!
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice krispies.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them
What exam do young witches have to pass? A spell-ing test!
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
When do you stop at green and go at red? When you're eating a watermelon!
What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What is large and rocky at the bottom, small and snowy at the top and has ears?
Give up? A mountain.
Yeah but what about the ears?
You never heard of mountaineers?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
What bow can't be tied? A rainbow!
What runs but can't walk? The faucet!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch
What three candies can you find in every school? Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
What’s Thanos’ favorite app to talk to friends?
Snap chat.
What did the policeman say to his tummy?
Freeze. You’re under a vest.
What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer? The Space bar!
What do you call a horse that can't lose a race? Sherbet
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? Because the cow has the utter.
What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks. Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the BP station!
What do you call a computer that sings? A-Dell
How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web.
Can I tell you a joke about paper. Nah, never mind, its tearable.
Why did the balloon burst? Because is saw a lolly pop.
What did the earth say to all the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a bogey in it.
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
How did the farmer mend his pants? With cabbage patches!
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
Who goes to the bathroom in the middle of a party? A party pooper.
What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies? An ambulance.
What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth? A Gummy Bear
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
What do you call a person that chops up cereal. a cereal killer.
Why can't you take a nap during a race? Because if you snooze, you loose!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go MOO!
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!
What goes up and down but doesn't move? The temperature!
What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A stamp.
Did you hear the one about the geologist? He took his wife for granite so she left him What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent? Show me the honey!
Why was the robot mad? People kept pushing its buttons.
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