Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t answer the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a nice day.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who's knocking at your door again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Co…
You should say "Control freak who" now.
Knock Knock Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess let me in.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can Of Worms!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Worm!
Worm who?
Worm to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Les
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lee
Lee who?
Lee me alone - I've got a headache!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
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