Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don't hit me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a nice day.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can I worm my way in to your house!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water!
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Co…
You should say "Control freak who" now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Knock knock
Who's there?
To.
To who?
Surely you mean to whom.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Greece!
Greece who?
Are Greece and oil the same thing?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you — hand over the cash!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lock
Lock who?
Lock who it is, after all this time!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fossil
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock jokes for you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Italy!
Italy who?
Italy all over in the morning.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Italian chef who pasta away.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma Who?
Imma gettin’ old open the door!
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