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This Man Has Quite the Excuse for Cheating on His Wife!

A woman came home to find her husband in bed with another woman. His excuse will have you crying in laughter!

The Ultimate Battle of the Sexes: Rest vs. Chores

Mn and women in long-term relationships may fight over many issues, but the issue of rest and household chores is probably one of the biggest...

15 Differences between Men and Women That Explain a Lot

Discover surprising biological differences between men and women, which can explain many things you thought about both sexes.

Don’t Mess With Women: A Hilarious Collection of Jokes

Why is there nothing more frightening than a woman's revenge? The next funny joke collection will teach you exactly why.

Have You Heard These Jokes? It's a Funny Wife...

If you have a wife, you may just agree with these short but priceless jokes.

Hilarious: Come On Ladies, Let's Poke Some Fun!

What is it with men? They seem to be from another planet sometimes. Well, instead of bemoaning our luck we can at least enjoy a good laugh at their expense!

14 Gestures That Strengthen Your Relationship

Usually, after several decades of living together, we forget to show our partners how much we still love them, but these 14 little gestures do just that.

Joke: Two Women Hit It Off In Arizona

A wise woman gets a lift from a younger woman while walking out in the Arizona desert. It isn't long before they get talking...

Hilarious: The 3 Women and the Drunkard

This joke begins with 3 villager women returning to their village and encountering something on the road...

8 Reasons Why Fighting Might Not Be the Worst Thing

Many marital experts point to a host of advantages related to fighting in relationships and once you know them you'll probably look at it in a new and positive light...

This Captain Found a Creative Way to Calm His Passengers...

During a routine flight leaving JFK, a loud explosion suddenly caused panic on the plane that the captain tried to calm...

This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late

A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...

Hilarious: What On Earth Has Gotten Into the Minister?

A minister gives a talk to the Lions Club on sex, but things quickly start to unravel...

14 Gestures That Prove Your Spouse Still Loves You

Usually, after several decades of living together, we forget to show our partners how much we still love them, but these 14 little gestures do just that.

Here's the Truth About Relationships - 12 Myths Debunked!

Relationships and love are things that have always existed in our world, but there are some truths that need to be clarified about them...

Who Knew That Coffee Could Cause Arguments? (Funny Joke)

A husband and wife are having an argument over who should brew the coffee. Little does the husband know that his wife already has the argument won...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Playing Bridge With Friends

Fay, a busy housewife, enjoys playing a game of bridge with her female friends, but they'r sick of her lewd jokes. They decide to offer her an ultimatum...

Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge

An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...

A Wife Isn't Happy About An Unexpected Guest (Funny)

A husband decides to invited his friend over for dinner, but it's at the last minute. As one can image, his wife isn't happy at all...

The Differences Between Men and Women Are Highly Apparent

This woman is worried about her boyfriend's behavior, but he doesn't seem to be bothered at all...

There Are Many Things to Say About Marriage...

Short lines about that institution that some love and some hate - Marriage!

Joke: Wedding Decisions

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

Joke: Similar Problems...

What a coincidence!

20 Words Made to Give Witty People a Laugh!

Have you heard of these words? No?? How come?

Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes

When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...

Joke: The Fortune Teller and the Bad News

A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans

Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband

A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...

5 Common Marital Crises and How to Solve Them

Sooner or later, each couple undergoes one crisis or another that is inevitable. The good news is that we've put together the ways of dealing with them!

Joke: What Are We Going to Do Without a Camel?

A nun and priest are traveling through the desert when their camel decides to die on them. The conversation soon turns elsewhere...

These Polish Short Jokes Are Hilarious

When we say Polish, we don't mean people from Poland! We all know these 'Polish' people, who always complain but never do anything about it, who always nag and never seem to be happy. Enjoy this collection of hilarious 'Polish' jokes!

Joke: To Heaven and Back

A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...

Joke: The Blondes and the Suspect

Three blondes are being interrogated in order to become detectives. The question turns to how to identify a suspect...

Cheeky Joke: Meeting the Parents

A biker just found himself the perfect Harley with a tube of Vaseline thrown in to protect it from the rain.Things start to go awry at his girlfriend's house...

Joke: The Old Golf Partner

When a husband and wife are discussing golf, the husband is surprised at her suggestion of a golfing buddy for him. But he soon realizes she has a point...

This Joke Starts With a Huge Family Waiting For a Bus

A blind man vies for a seat on a bus with a family with nine children. Inevitably, he and the husband do not make it on due to overcrowding. An argument ensues.

Joke: The Resemblance is Uncanny...

When a pastor is mistaken for a country singer while doing his rounds, he's quite taken aback, however he soon gets used to his new-found fame...

Joke: This Man Really Needed to Confess Something...

A woman is holding a candlelit vigil at her husband's bedside when he tells her that he has a confession to make...

Joke: The Fussy Judge

A couple is desperately trying to get married in time before the town halls closes. Little did they know that they were to be hindered by a rather fussy judge..

Joke: Come On, Honey...

A newlywed steps out of the shower and is promptly asked to pose for a nude photo by her husband. She wants one of him in return...

Joke: Drunken Lies

This joke begins with a very drunk man thinking he can outwit his wife.

Joke: Putting the Foot Down

When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...

Joke: The Panty Rule

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...

Joke: Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch

Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...

Joke: How Do I Look?

This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...

Joke: Whose Panties Are These???

A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. Upon her return...

Joke: Well, It Can't Get Any Worse...

In a distant city at a bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt, with matching tight leather boots and jacket...

This Joke Begins With a Seductive Wife...

This joke begins with a wife seductively asking her husband a question...

Have You Heard This Joke? You MUST See the Circus!

The circus is coming to town and it's the perfect time for a brand, silly new joke!

Funny Joke: One, Two Three and You're Ready to Go!

This joke begins with an old man going to see a witch doctor

This Joke Begins With a Divorce Judge Having a Bad Day

This joke is about a divorce judge who interviews a bizarre woman.

This Joke Begins With a Couple Going to a Strip Club

This joke involves a wife who takes her husband to a strip club for what she thinks is the first time...

This Joke Begins With a Husband Coming Home From Work...

This joke begins with a husband coming home to his wife...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Joining a Country Club

A woman joins a country-club and sets out to play with the guys at 6.30am. She immediately impresses them with her golfing prowess...

This Joke Begins With a Woman and 3 Wishes...

An old woman finds a genie and gets 3 wishes in this hilarious joke.

This Joke Starts With a Very Drunk Man...

This joke begins with a very drunk man thinking he can outwit his wife.

Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...

Hilarious: Can I Have a Penny For Your Thoughts, Lad?

A Scottish lad and lass are sitting on a heathery hillside in the Highlands when they begin to converse...

Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

This Joke Starts With a Couple Making Love In Their Room

A couple is in bed making love when Ole, the man, begins spouting off facts about the animal kingdom. It soon becomes obvious why...

This Joke Starts With An Elderly Man On His Farm

A man is on his farm in Australia when he decides to head to the pond at the back of his property. He soon discovers several women skinny-dipping in it...

This Joke Starts With a Dad & Son Walking Into a Drugstore

A man walks into a drugstore together with his 8-year-old son. They walk past the condom display, and it's only moments before questions are asked...

This Joke Starts With a Boy Wandering In a Hotel

A boy wanders into a dark hotel room, only to find a couple having intercourse inside. Here's what happened next...

This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency

Two elderly people are spotted by a travel agent at his agency's window. He promptly invites them in and discusses sending them on a dream vacation...

Two Southern Belles Talk On a Porch (Hilarious Joke)

Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch of a mansion. One of them decides to start bragging about her life...

This Joke Starts With Door-to-door Research Being Done

A man is doing door-to-door research on behalf of a petroleum jelly manufacturer when he a very beautiful housewife opens up her front door for him...

This Joke Starts With a Middle-aged Lady Going to Hospital

A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...

This Joke Starts With Two Elderly People In a Trailer Park

Two elderly people sharing a trailer home decide that it's time to get married...

This Joke Starts With a Christian Lady On a Business Trip

A Christian business lady is asked why she always carries her Bible with her. She begins to respond...