Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!