Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.