Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.