What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!