Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!