The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.