Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd