Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!