Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!