Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.