Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!