Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.