Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.