Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.