Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.