Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.