Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.