Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.