Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!