Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.