Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!