Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.