Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.